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  - Clouded Crimson: The first ever drink added to The Midnight Bar. Pretty cool, huh?
  - Thunderbolt: Named after the SHOCK felt from drinking it.
  - Sunset Stride: Warm and soft like the glow of a sunset. The aftertaste burns just as brightly.
  - Cherry Blossom: Cute, sweet, and smooth. Much like the cherries cozied up on the glass.
  - Nebula: Created as an experiment. Can aesthetics and name sell an otherwise middling drink?
  - Vicious Hook: Everyone can use a punch to the face sometimes. That's what drinking this is like.
  - Fallen Angel: A drink with many... 'nicknames'.
  - Tazbrasier Beer: As classic as it gets. Well, considering our limited ingredients...
  - Twilight Sparkle (T. Sparkle): Dark and purple like a sky basked in twilight. Spiked? You'll see the stars too.
  - Fairy Fountain: Elegant and blissful. Goes down the hatch like a timeless piano melody.
  - Floradora: Many fruits came together to make this drink. They used ingredients too.
  - Icy Tempest: A liquid nitrogen cocktail originally made for cars. They still are, so beware.
  - Spiced Rum: A rum with spice. Sometimes you gotta keep it simple.
  - Eighty-Eight: A Blast from the Past. The OG 'secret' drink.
  - Demonic Lucidity (Demonic L.): The 'L' stands for Lucidity. The recipe can be found in a cave not far from here.
  - Will o' Wisp: Ghostly, transparent, and soulless. Perfect for backhanded bartending.
  - Heal Syrup: The original go-to 'cure' drink, and Jmelt's first completely original drink.
  - Sp3ce Dr3ft: Created after the Gal3xy Beer recipe was correctly guessed. A hard root beer.
  - Garden Trip: Blacking out to this takes you to a secret garden (it actually does)!
  
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*VA-11 HALL-A Drinks. I still call this entire section "Page 2".
  - Bad Touch: In VA-11 HALL-A, Jill finds the name of this drink funny.
  - Beer: A synthetic concoction made to resemble Beer.
  - Bleeding Jane (B. Jane): A Bleeding Jane. Name's a spin on the 'Bloody Mary'.
  - Bloom Light: Tastes brown, sandy, and bloomy. Inspired by the 'look' of old 360 games.
  - Blue Fairy: Back in VA-11 Hall-A, it used to make you blue. Used to.
  - Brandtini: Appears identical to the 'Bloom Light' drink. Thankfully tastes better.
  - Cobalt Velvet: A drink loosely based on the traditional 'Black Velvet', a 20th century classic.
  - Crevice Spike (C. Spike): The 'Crevice Spike'. The OG 'Cure or Kill' drink.
  - Flaming Moai: A secret in VA-11 HALL-A, not so much here.
  - Fluffy Dream: Said to 'put you sound to sleep', one way or another.
  - Fringe Weaver (F. Weaver): The Fringe Weaver. A strong but classy drink.
  - Frothy Water: A non-beer. Multiplying its recipe will yield results.
  - Grizzly Temple (Grizzly T.): The 'Grizzly Temple'. A disgusting drink, but has its fans.
  - Gut Punch: In VA-11 HALL-A, it was a favorite among tough guys.
  - Marsblast: It's namesake comes from 'making you red like the planet'.
  - Mercuryblast: Despite name and looks, this is actually (mostly) safe to drink.
  - Moonblast: Served cold and sweet.
  - Piano Man: Created in Glitch City to honor a fallen friend.
  - Piano Woman: Originally its own drink. Renamed to complement the Piano Man, for equality.
  - Pile Driver: A mix of Vodka, Rum, Cola, and OJ. Earns its name.
  - Sparkle Star: A drink once known to make people literally sparkle (doesn't do that anymore).
  - Sugar Rush: In VA-11 HALL-A, it's the first drink most Bartenders learn to make.
  - Sunshine Cloud (S. Cloud): The Sunshine Cloud. Tastes like chocolate milk and caramel.
  - Suplex: Invented on accident by messing up a Pile Driver.
  - Zen Star: A bit of everything, but tastes like nothing.
  
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  - Hawaiian Skyline: The first Community Drink! The 2D sprite art was made by Blu-Jay.
  - Witches' Brew: The first visibly-fuming drink. I'm sure it's safe.
  - Gal3xy Beer: The '3' referred to its old secret recipe, until it was correctly guessed.
  - B-T3ND3R: Classy and yellow, much like its owner.
  - Royal Flush: Might need more than one flush for this one.
  - Rad Roach: "Once an annoying pest... now a menace to society." The story of The Rad Roach.
    - Description at launch: The real rad roaches were the... ...nevermind.
  - Broker's Tea: What passes for 'tea' definitely ranges from culture to culture.
  - Static Shine: Lightning in a Bottle, much like the Bar itself.
  - Kikai: The Bottle reads: "Great Achievement Bar." A now-defunct Bar Group.
  - Fox's Miracle: Foxes love strawberry punch! (I didn't know that either.)
  - Hades' Hellish Hangover (HH. Hangover): Hades Hellish Hangover. Enough to make even Hercules weak.
  - Slimeade Delight (Slimeade D.): Slimeade Delight. Classy, as far as tentacle drinks go.
  
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  - Emerald Flask (E. Flask): The 'E' stands for 'Emerald', okay? It's legally distinct!
  - Dark Anubis: The art department COOKED.
  - The Dealer: You may have played your hand right, but nobody wins in the King's casino...
    - Description at launch: The ice is dice? I like those odds.
  - Kali Impact: Gacha games, right? Imagine spending hundreds on a video game...
  - Brass Scale: I like the way this tastes. How bout you?
  - Scarlet Bliss (Scarlet B.): The Scarlet Bliss. Watch your fingers! There's thorns!
  - StrawBurii Milk (S. Milk): StrawBurii Milk. A legendary drink. Pink and sweet!
  - High Wire Fizz (High Wire F.): The High Wire Fizz. Pumped with electrolytes!
  - Snow Bunny: I just NOW understood the name...
  - Jayden's Wish: His wish came true, so yours' may too. In loving memory, Thomas and Natalie.
    - Description at launch (Jayden's W.): Jayden's Wish. His wish came true, so yours' may too.
  - Low Tide: Save the fish! Spit them out please!
  
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  - Ghostly Wail: Much more unique than the other drinks.
  - Nature's Redux (Nature's R.): The Nature's Redux. The vine handle was a nightmare to knot...
  - Pup Cup: Originally called the 'Saber Blast'. The new name is better.
  - Jaws of Fate: You wouldn't drink a shark, would you?
  - High Seas: Handle with care. The shipmates are fragile!
  - Nightcore Lotus: Tastes as good as it looks. It even stirs itself.
  - Doctor's Desire (Dr. Desire): The Doctor's Desire. Maybe yours' too?
  - Tsunami Wave (Tsunami W.): The Tsunami Wave. The drink even waves in your stomach too.
  - Helheim's Mead (Helheim M.): The Helheim's Mead. Goes down coarse like Norse, of course.
  - D!rty Deed: A d!abolical, ev!l drink. Done d!rt cheap.
    - Description at launch: A d!abolical, ev!l drink. I wouldn't even serve it to my worst enemy.
  - Drink King: How do you drink this?
  
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  - Foolish Fog: I can trust a cloudy cat from space. Seems like you can too.
  - Black Label: Officer Deckard's favorite.
  - Evoker of Memories: Play Persona 3 Reload. It's peak.
  - Wings of Fate (Wings of F.): The Wings of Fate. Drink your time away, or don't. The choice is yours.
  - Moonlight Bubble (M. Bubble): The Moonlight Bubble. The boba inside represent phases of the moon.
  - Spider Bite: She DOES bite, so watch yourself!
  - All-Seeing Eye (All S. Eye): The All-Seeing Eye. He can't see the straw in the back, however.
  - Whoopsie: A classic boba. What's not to love?
  - Cupid's Prey: The colors change based on the amount of Karmotrine the Bartender added.
  - Crown Tribute (C. Tribute): The Crowned Tribute. All of us are Queens.
  
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  - Burning Path (Burning P.): The Burning Path burns all the way to the throne.
  - Reinforcements (Reinforce M.): The Reinforcements. Brothers we rise. Semper Fi.
  - Sakura's Blessing (Sakura's B.): The Sakura Blessing. The safest tree you'll ever drink.
  - Queen's Gamble (Queen's G.): The Queen's Gamble. A solid hand (or... liquid hand)?
  - Morning Tea: A popular cure in The Midnight Bar. Comes with cookie!
  - Dirty Martini (D. Martini): The Dirty Martini. Better buckle up for this one.
  - Pridachino: The gayest drink ever served (so far?).
  - Eldritch Light (Eldritch L.): The Eldritch Light. Even the stand sometimes glows (its not supposed to)!
  - Guardian's Gaze: The eye watches you. Try juking it!
  - Bonded Love: So different, yet so perfect. Blending like mercury and water.
  - Last Duel: The Drink of the Fates. I can hear it in my head...
  
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  - Lilith's Kiss: Tastes strangely metallic-y...
  - Pilot's Aviation (Pilot's A.): The Pilot's Aviation. Prepare for Tonicfall.
  - Abyssal Hug: If you set your player height low enough, you can actually 'hug' this (true)!
    - Description at launch: Be careful how you hold this one.
  - Death's Embrace (Death's E.): The Death's Embrace. This drink has 2 forms, based on Mix/Blend.
  - Stellar's Grace (Stellar's G.): The Stellar's Grace. Wings AND a tail?! Fancy!
  - Demon's Roulette (D. Roulette): The Demon's Roulette. Expect this one to hurt.
  - Doctor's Secret (Dr's Secret): The Doctor's Secret. Shrinks its drinker, and gets freaky in their ear.
  - Crowned Royal (C. Royal): The Crowned Royal. The true king remains standing.
  
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  - Beer Burg: Good for your soul. maybe not the heart.
  - Liquid Lore: Finally! A drinkable book!
  - Strawberry Lemonade (S. Lemonade): A Strawberry Lemonade. Has two variants, based on whether it is iced/aged!
    - Description at launch: A Strawberry Lemonade. Has two variants, based on whether it is mixed/blended!
  - Happily Ever After (Happily E.R.): Happily Ever After. Who's dumb enough to drink a skull apple?
  - Vampire's Blood (V's Blood): Vampire's Blood. Vell vell vell, vho do ve vave vere?
  - Bean Queen: A rival to the Pup Cup, perhaps? Maybe just a sister to it instead?
  
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  - Quantum Fizz: The hardest soda we've got.
  - Da Pump: Jmelt paid the commissioner to make this public. There's 2 variants!
  - Dilly Delight: I said DILLY Delight. D-1-L-L-Y! With two 'L's!!
  - Akai Kurisu: Akai means 'red', much like a certain someone's face when he saw this.
  - EarCandy Wine: It whispers: "From our lips to your imagination." Also, quite the photobomber.
    - Description at launch (E.C. Wine): The EarCandy Wine. A femboy did the VA at first, but Jmelt had it redubbed.
  - Sussy FoxBunny (Sussy F.B.): The Sussy FoxBunny. Don't kick the ones who vent into the Bar! I like them!
  - Cheddar Chug: You see, the straw makes it a drink.
  - Obvious Gift: [Obvious Gift and Obvious Loot don't have descriptions (or even their own entries) in of themselves. The drinks they spawn get the descriptions instead.]
    - Final Lap: Tastes like oil, but in a good way.
    - Banana Old-Fashioned (BOF): Banana Old-Fashioned. Sweet, Classy, Strong.
    - Fang's Hospitality (Fang's H.): Fang's Hospitality. A mountain of ice inside.
    - Truffle Shuffle (Truffle S.): Truffle Shuffle. Resting in a spring glass.
    - Firecracker: Someone outta fire these crackers.
    - Fist of God (FOG): Fist of God. Packs a punch!
    - Static Breeze (S. Breeze): The Static Breeze. A safe-for-you, TV-themed drink.
    - Turbulence: These ice cubes are not of this land.
    - Anti-Freeze: Actively hurts to drink, but drink we shall.
    - Dragon Punch (D. Punch): The Dragon Punch. Really bland, but the headband saves it.
  
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  - Foolish Winter (F. Winter): The Foolish Winter. A warm, candied embrace. Perfect for the holidays.
  - The Arcana: The means by which all is revealed.
  - Fire Starter: This cat WILL start something.
  - Parasitic Signature (Parasitic S.): The Parasitic Signature. A woman's lipstick stains the straw.
  - Nurse's Poison (Nurse's P.): Stands for 'Poison'. Don't get your hopes up.
  - Moscrow Mule (Moscrow M.): The Moscrow Mule. An exotic drink, infused with a crow's essence.
  - Bitter Tears: Nothing beats a simple, condescending pouch.
  - Fey's Firestarter (FFS): "Fey's Fire Starter". Sorry to ruin the fun.
  - Tyrian's Bat Juice (T. Bat Juice): Tyrian's Bat Juice. What a nice bat!
  - Lavender's Whisper (L.'s Whisper): Lavender's Whisper. The drink calls to you (quietly).
  - Ube Aura: An elegant drink. Vines dress the glass. A sweet concoction.
  
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  - Astral Love: Not even a real black hole can tear us apart.
  - Moon Jellies (M. Jellies): The Moon Jellies. Too many name changes, but has 2 color variants!
  - New Project: All great drinks start somewhere.
  - Old Time: As time moves on, Midnight is eternal.
  - Tacquila: Mexico peaked. It doesn't get any better than this.
  - Strip's Cemetery (S's Cemetery): A gravestone. Fitting for the reputation of its original owner.
    - Description at launch: Strip's Cemetery. The cross was added after the drink's release.
  - DrinkCraft: Two friends gaze upon the giant about to drink them.
  - Lover's Orbit (L's Orbit): The Lover's Orbit. The lover adorns many rings.
  - Moment's Reprieve (Moment's R.): Moment's Reprieve. Destiny's finest.
  
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  - Pineapple Paradise (P. Paradise): The Pineapple Paradise. A vacation the whole way down.
  - HydroFlash: A flashbang of oceanic flavor. A whale serves as the pin. Pull gently!
  - Funky Beat: Drink up, tune in, and Shape the Future. I KNOW you're gonna dig this.
  - Viimote: The Vii. Peak 7th Gen. A perfect drink for bowling and breaking TVs alike.
  - Deng-Long Glow: Deng-Long. Chinese for 'Lantern'. Radiant sparkles brighten the night.
  - Yggdrasil: The Cosmic Axis Tree in Norse Mythology; connecting Life, Death, and Fate.

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  - Morning Teapot: Mom? Where does Morning Tea come from? It comes from Pot.
  - Idol's Dream: Synthetic Vegetable Juice. When blended, it is known to make dreams come true.
  - One Beer: The Supervillain's tomb is engraved, reads: "Back where my Brother went. DUMILE."
  - Mirrored Sound: A celebration of sound, synth, and three beautiful idiots. Drinkable music!

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  - Devil Dog: "Back in 1775, my Marine Corps came alive"
  - Echo's Rest: "A gentle bat's galaxy of dreams." The drink rested where many men wish to be.
  - Tigermark Skooma: "Glory to the Capo!" - Nightshade
  - Yearning Mircalla: "Even a drop of blood'll do - starving such a beautiful flower is cruel."
  - Chains of Torment: "Agony is a form of art, and now you're a part of my tapestry." -Scarab
  - Nothing: Nothing? NOTHING?!
 
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  - Thano's Nap: "Nap" being short for "Napple" (a type of apple), making this a hard cider.
  - Shoot Your Shot: "Kiss your homies this Christmas, gents."
  - Genmaicha: A peaceful blend. Should you see a stalk on the surface, good fortune may come.
  - Mystery Duck: A Quacktastic Drink For All of The Duckin' People! Special thanks to iDream.
  - Idols' Enchantment: Music's biggest rivalry. Whichever side you're on, it's infectious. 5 Variants!
  - Mezzanotte al Forno: "The Midnight Bar Pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!"
  - Jar of Dirt: You've got a jar of dirt! You've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it!
  - 青花缠枝连压手杯 (Yashou Cup): "Blue-and-White Interlocking Floral Yashou Cup". A beauty originating from China.
  - Rock (The Drink): The pioneers used to down these for miles!

Owner's Secret:
  - Wolf's Howl: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Royal Crown: Never quit while you're ahead.
  - Kiseki Fox: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Kitsune Guiding Light: May the Kitsune's light guide you (to the back alley).
  - Diamond Blaze (Diamond B.): The Diamond Blaze. Pretty and hot. 'Pretty hot'. I'd say.
  - Heavenly Phoenix (H. Phoenix): The Heavenly Phoenix. The first drink with wings!
  - Mana Potion: Created in the mythical land of Indonesia. Feel the magic inside you.
  - Arcade Affinity: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - The Bouncer: Depicted doing his famous crouch. The laser is him asking for your age and DOB.
  - FBM: [Considering that it's unlisted in the Drinkstory, it's unlikely that there even IS a description. Kurisu REALLY wants everyone to forget this drink exists.]
  - Luna's Mark: An extremely rare drink. "The Moon Princesses finest." -Woona
  - Tomboy Supps: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Mystical Bloom: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Crow's Milk: 2% reduced fat, grade-A pasteurized dairy. Safe for Crowsumption.
    - Description at launch: The health inspector's gonna HATE this.
  - Eternal Blue Flame (E.B. Flame): The Eternal Blue Flame. The melted candle wax tastes nice.
  - Alchemist's Ambrosia: The Alchemist's Ambrosia. A fractal pattern adorns the glass.
  - Horrors of Phobos: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - J.J. Spear: A spear through glass? Bizarre.
  - Jokes On You: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Twilight Kitsune Dream (Twilight KD): The Twilight Kitsune Dream. The mask changes color based on Karmotrine count!
  - Cosmic Odyssey (Cosmic O.): The Cosmic Odyssey. You 'odyssey' what this drink can do!
  - Phoenix's Tear: A shapeshifting potion in disguise. A bird lady you would be.
  - Daiquiri de Dimmitri (Daiquiri DD): A sour treat with the taste of music. Every sip heavy with symbolism and meaning.
    - Description at launch: The Daiquiri de Dimmitri. Pure class, with a trippy butterfly too.
  - Ocarina of Spirits (Ocarina O.S.): The Ocarina of Spirits. Jmelt made the song for this by playing it within OoT.
  - Abyssal Essence (Abyssal E.): The Abyssal Essence. DO NOT DRINK THE BLACK HOLE!
  - Loaf Liquor: More like... 'Loaf of Cat'? Why would you bake this, and how is it a DRINK?!
    - Description at launch: Is the bread... alive? It won't be.
  - Dream Drizzle: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Petals of Permafrost: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - The Barito: A tequila harvested from the finest burrito crops.
  - X-Calibeer: You can drink it by the sword handle.
  - Tacti-Rolls: "A 'woomy' drink. A sugary boost for a happy day!" -Ducky
    - Description at launch: High in sugar, high in happiness.
  - Deepest Desire (D. Desire): The Deepest's Desire. As refined as it is sinful.
  - A'eala's Caress: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Luna's Bell: Ring my bell (my bell)! Ring ring ring!
  - BazedBallz: BazedBallz brings the loose caboose! Four unique color variants, all 'bazed"!
    - Description at launch: Comes in 4 color variations. All of which 'bazed'.
  - Inferno Alixer: Pixel-forged. Galaxy-born. One glare, and it's game over.
    - Description at launch: This drink looks keenly intent on killing you.
  - The Mad Chalice: A drink only Madlads can create. The highest honor. Try blacking out!
    - Description at launch: A drink only Madlads can create. The highest honor.
  - Star Wave: I'm a star! How could I not shine?
  - Mythic Butterfly: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Puppy's Treat: A freaky Peanut Butter bone. Hold [Jump] before you grab it to make it throwable!
  - Neon Bloom: A nectar of flowery beauty or of one's end. Often served w/ a knife.
  - Neon Bloodbath: The Neon Bloom's evil(er) doppelganger. The flowers themselves have bled out.
  - Clione: A floating Sea Slug. A rare delicacy drink in underwater MerFrench circles.
  - Shot of Darkness: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Equilibrium: A balancing brew. When drank, balance is broken w/ good or evil winning.
  - Freelancer's Mistake: Uh oh! Something went wrong! Don't worry! We wont mess up the next one!
  - Final Fuse: These drinks were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're BOMBS.
  - The Solution: A shot designed not for people, but for aircraft. Drink this? It WILL hurt.
  - Miracle Gloop: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Gambler's Special: Despite a 7 karm recipe, it's (sic) potency can vary - as determined by The House.
  - DIY Vodka: "We put a potato in a glass and call it done. Simple as that."
  - Piercing Tears: "A gift from a despairing soul longing for freedom. It will make you weep."
  - Seven's Serpentine: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Caged Abyss: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Aschete's Promise: A tragic tale of unreturned love, in the form of a heart as beautiful as his own.
  - Fatal Arrow: The power of poison and frost intertwined. A direct, deadly shot.
  - Warrior's Gift: Ducky gave Tri this legally-distinct gift for a most special day! How sweet.
  - Haunting Brew: A healing brew concocted from the vessel of a cat, herbalized by bread sticks.
  - Golden Teardrop: A golden elixir adorned with roses and thorns, befitting to the name of its owner.
  - EFLtini: There's a thin line between love and lust, and that line is shaped like an elf girl.
  - Anthora: "Thanks for the work."
  - Lotus Temptation: [TO BE DISCOVERED]
  - Fairy Elixir: A wise old man once said: "Trust the fungus." Fairies are elixir experts.
  - P-Turret: [TO BE DISCOVERED]

File path because I'm a lazy fuck and I have to produce this information every time I update this:
mementomori/DrinkstoryDescriptions.txt